lol i was just trying to be funny. why would you want something that could accidentally make you do risky things?
anyway, there used to be a branded tablet product called Purple Bombs that gave me a short burst of "***** YEAH LET'S GET IT DONE!" motivation and quickly subsided after about 10...
but then you're looking for uninhabited housing near the border. i don't think you'd have much luck. most border towns are likely all occupied and full of bored people with eyes out the windows watching everything.
i don't think you can just press methylone and pass it off as MDMA. they're vastly different and methylone requires more than double the dosage amount in comparison.